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3 men are in a bar with their pints talking to the barman, and after a while the barman offers to take them to his flat to watch the cup final on TV, so out of courtesy the men agree. When they get there they are almost overpowered by the state of the flat, there is cat shit all over the floor and litter and moldy milk bottles and the overpowering stench of cat piss, and this puzzled them because he didn't own a cat, but he had his window open so every cat in town could come in there. One of the men decided to ask "Why do you keep the window open?*, he replied "To get rid of the smell of cats piss!" Weight Loss Tips  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites