Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 16th

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 16, 2012!
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Addressing a Military Officer

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: Sure, buddy.

Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again.

Do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: No, SIR!

Crazy Laws - California

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

In Baldwin Park CA, nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

In Blythe CA, you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

In Chico CA, detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

In Los Angeles, Zoot suits are prohibited.

In Los Angeles, it is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

In Temecula CA, Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

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