A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?" | It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence. In Colorado Springs, it is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays. In Denver, You may not drive a black car on Sundays. In Denver, It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado. Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight. |  | | |
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