Friday, August 3, 2012

Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for August 3rd 2012

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Aug. 3, 2012!
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Clever News Reporter

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.

Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."

The crowd made way for him.

Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

Crazy Laws - Iowa

It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.

A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

In Indianola IA, the "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

In Fort Madison IA, the fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.

In Ottumwa IA, within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.

In Marshalltown IA, Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants

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