As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!" | A young soldier left home to join the army. He told his girlfriend that he would write every day. After about six months, he received a letter from his girlfriend that she was marrying someone else. He wrote home to his family to find out who she married. The family wrote back and told him. It was the mailman. | In Baltimore MD, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. In Baltimore, it's illegal to take a lion to the movies. In Baltimore, it is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. In Columbia MD, you can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house but you can have a 25' satellite dish. In Ocean City MD, eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. In Ocean City, a law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. |  | | |
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