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Its pissing down and this midget goes to the doctors and says "Every time it rains my fanny gets sore". He tells her to hop onto the examining couch. He bends over and looks up her skirt. "I see the problem," he says. And taking a pair of scissors shoves them up her skirt. Snip snip snip snip he goes with the scissors. "There that's fixed it" he says. "Your fanny wont be sore any more" "Did you operate on my fanny doctor?" asks the midget. "No" said the doctor, "I cut 2 inches off the tops of your wellingtons". Weight Loss Tips  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here