Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for February 12

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Feb. 12, 2013! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. A Redneck With Matches A redneck farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. "Heya, Wilbur," said Sam, the store owner. "Tell me, are you and Myrtle still making fires up there by rubbing stones and flint together?" "You betcha, Sam. Ain't no 'tother way. Why?" "Got something to show you. Something to make fire. It's called a Match." 'Match? Never heard of it." "Watch this. If you want a fire you just do this," Sam says, taking a match and striking it on his pants." "Huh. Well, that's something, but that ain't for me, Sam." "Well, why not?" "I can't be walking twelve miles to borrow your pants every time I want a fire." Aha Featured Site Are You a Chimp or a Chump? Test your memory and challenge your reflexes with Chimp or Chump. How fast can you click a series of numbers scattered across your screen? But be careful, once you start clicking, the numbers are hidden forcing you to rely on your memory and reflexes to make it through. Crazy Laws - North Dakota It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. It is legal to shoot a native on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon. Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. In Fargo ND, one may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place. Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh!  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2013 Aha!Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahacomedycorner@gmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someone else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. We do not randomly send these newsletters out, and you can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list