Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for March 11

Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Mar. 11, 2013! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. Absentminded Driving An absentminded professor and two of his colleagues were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20. Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant. As the policeman turn to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors in the back looking scared to death! He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?" The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105." Know a great joke? We'd love to hear it! You may find your joke in a future newsletter or even on the front page of Aha Jokes! Go ahead, make us laugh! Crazy Laws - Pennsylvania It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding. It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. You may not sing in the bathtub. Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays. You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish. Video of the Week 10 Best Local TV Ads Low budgets make for high laughs when you see these crazy commercials! What on earth were they thinking?! Check out this and other hilarious videos sure to make you laugh in our Funny Videos section. Picture of the Week Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh!  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2013 Aha! Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahacomedycorner@gmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someone else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. You can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list