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This guy's walking down the road minding his own business when he hears a little voice say: "excuse me" He looks around and can't see anything until his eyes rest on a small frog. "hello" says the frog, "pick me up." So the guy picks up the frog. "take me home" says the frog. So the guy takes the frog home. When they get in, the frog tells the guy to sit down. After the guy takes a seat, the frog explains that it is not really a frog at all but a beautiful princess. All the guy has to do is give the frog a kiss and it'll turn back. "I'll think about it" says the guy. "What's there to think about? Wouldn't you like a beautiful princess?" asks the frog. The guy replies, "Oh yeah, a beautiful princess would be nice - but a talking frog, that's pretty damn cool as well!" Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts || Weight Loss Program Jokes for Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here