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A woman was in the kitchen baking cookies...well, somehow a box of BB's spilled into the cookie batter. The woman continued to finish baking then she called her kids to the kitchen and told them to help themselves to the cookies sitting on the table. They all ate until they were almost sick. A few hours later, the youngest boy came into to the kitchen yelling "Mommy, Mommy! I just went to make pee pee and a little round BB came out". She told him he would be fine so he walked off. Next the middle of the 3 boys came into the kitchen saying "Mommy, Mommy! I just went to make pee pee and a little round BB came out". She told him he would be okay, not to worry and he walked off. An hour or so later her oldest son came into the kitchen and said "Mommy, Mommy! I..." She interrupted him and said " I know, you just went to make pee pee and a BB came out, it'll be okay, I promise!" He says "No, I was just up in my room playing with myself and I think I killed our neighbor's cat!" Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts || Weight Loss Program Jokes for Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here