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There was a Scottish man in a bar with his two friends minding there own business. The next minute in storms two punks, one of the punks had long spiky hair, one spike blue, one spike green, one spike red and one spike yellow. The Scottish man couldn't take his eyes off the punks hair. This came to the punks attention after a while the punk said "have you got a problem mate?" The Scottish man says "no, but can I ask how old you are please?" The punk says "19, why?" The Scottish man says "Well 20 years ago I had sex with a parrot so I might be your dad" Weight Loss Tips  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here