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Sister Mary was having a class on vocations. She asked the students what they wanted to be when they grow up. Sister Mary: "Tommy, what would you like to be?" Tommy: "I'd like to be a fireman!" Sister Mary: "Fine, Tommy. Susie, how about you?" Susie: "I want to be a nurse!" Sister Mary: "Susie, that's wonderful. Joey, how about you?" Joey: "I want to be a priest." Sister Mary: "God bless you, Joey. Margaret, what about you?" Margaret: "I want to be a prostitute!" Sister Mary: "What did you say?" Margaret: "I want to be a prostitute!" Sister Mary: "I'm not sure I heard you correctly. Say that again, please." Margaret: "I WANT TO BE A PROSTITUTE!" Sister Mary: "What a relief! For a minute, I thought you wanted to be a PROTESTANT!" Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Weight Loss Plan  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here