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A fellow shows up for work one Monday with his neck bandaged and talking in a very hoarse whisper. His friend asks, "Hey, what happened to you?" The guy responds, "I got this playing golf on Saturday. We were following three ladies who were playing very slowly. One of them finally sliced her ball into the adjoining cow pasture. She climbs the fence and spends the next 15 minutes looking all over for it. So I hopped over the fence to help. I saw a cow nearby switching it's tail and spotted a flash of something white under it's tail. I walked over to the cow, moved it's tail aside and there was the ball stuck part way into its twat. So I hollered to the lady, 'Hey does this look like yours.' and she hit me in the throat with her 6 iron" Weight Loss Tips  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here