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John came home from work early to find his wife stark naked in bed. "What are you doing in bed, honey?" he asked. "Well," she said, "I have absolutely nothing to wear." "Now honey, that's nonsense," said John, pulling open the closet door. "Just look in here. There's a nice red dress, a blue pants suit, your new green dress, Hi, Frank, your flowered sun dress..." Weight Loss Tips  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here