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On a flight preparing to depart from Houston, Texas for New Orleans, Louisiana, John was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear, biting his nails. "What's the matter?" John asked. "I've been transferred to New Orleans, and there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs and the highest crime rate in the country." John laughed. "I've lived in New Orleans all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Just find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a nice school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world. Trust me." The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Thanks. I've been worried sick. Hearing that makes me feel much better. Say, what do you do for a living?" "Me?" said John. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck. Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts || Weight Loss Program Jokes for Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here