Friday, October 11, 2013

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Signs That You're Drinking Too Much Coffee

* Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.

* You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

* You answer the door before people knock.

* You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

* You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

* You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before realizing it's not plugged in.

* You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

* You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

* You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

* You ride an exercise bike to work.

* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

* You use coffee flavored mouthwash.

* You help your dog chase its tail.

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