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On a sunny day in Paris, an American tourist who was on his college spring break picked up a prostitute on the Champs Elysees and took her to the Meurice Hotel.

The American got into bed with the whore and screwed her for awhile and then said, "Pardonnez-moi, Mademoiselle, je suis fatigue'."

So saying, the college boy stuck his head out the window and took a deep breath. He then went under the bed, came out the other side, and jumped into bed on top of her to continue screwing her again.

After awhile, he got up saying, "Pardonnez-moi, Mademoiselle, je suis fatigue'." Again, he went to the window, took a deep breath, rolled under the bed, and came out the other side.

The sixth time this happened, the whore had become very tired too. Getting out of bed, she said, "Pardonnez-moi, Monsieur, fatiguee'."

She went to the open window, took a deep breath, and looked under the bed. She found four other Americans there under the bed.

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