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This Vietnam vet goes and takes his civil service exam for the Post Office and he winds up at the interview. While there the interviewer notes that the guy scored 99% on the test, is a Vietnam vet, and was injured in the line of duty. Automatically this qualifies the guy for a job. So the interviewer tells the guy he got the job and then asks what the injury was. "I got my balls shot off," says the guy. So then the interviewer says "Ok, well your workday starts at 9:00 AM". This perplexes the guy and he asks why he can come in at 9:00 when everyone else comes in at 7:30. "Because for the first hour and a half, we all stand around scratching our balls." Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Weight Loss Plan  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here