Tuesday, December 10, 2013

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Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach. He picks it up and suddenly a female genie appears.

"Master, I can grant you one wish," says the genie.

"Hey, bitch . . . don’t you know who I am? I don’t need no woman givin’ me nuttin’," yells Rodman.

The genie pleads, "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to the bottle forever."

Dennis thinks for a moment . . . grumbles about the inconvenience and says, "Okay, okay . . . I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the morning."

Giving the genie an evil glare he says, "Just do it, and leave me alone."

The genie, who was annoyed and hurt, says, "So be it!" and disappears back into the bottle.

The next morning, Dennis wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tanya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance.

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