Wednesday, December 4, 2013

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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman’s biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.

"Hello, Mary?"

"Oh, Bill!! Is that you???"

"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
"What is it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I have lunch, then start all over again."

"Oh Bill, then you surely must be in Heaven."

"Hell, no! I’m a rabbit in Kentucky."

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