Wednesday, January 8, 2014

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There was once a prostitute who had different rates depending upon the customer and she would distinguish them in 3 classes.

$100 - sex on ground, $200 - sex on sofa, $300 - sex on bed

One day, three friends - Tom, Dick and Harry went to her for sex. First went Tom and he gave her $100 and said 'I want it on the ground'.

She frowned but went on with the act. Then came Dick and he handed over $200 and she smiled and continued the act saying 'Ah , at last a man with some class.'

Then came Harry and he handed over $300 . She got extremely happy and said 'Oh, at last a man with high class' but Harry shouted and said 'Damn the class, I want it 3 times on the ground'.

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