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A young attorney who had taken over his father's practice rushed home elated one night. 'Dad, listen,' he shouted, 'I've finally settled that old McKinney suit.' 'Settled it!' cried his astonished father. 'Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!' Weight Loss Tips  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here