Wednesday, May 7, 2014

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A newly married couple came home from their honeymoon and moved into the the upstairs apartment they'd rented from the groom's parents. The first night, the father of the groom was awakened from sleep by his wife nudging him by hitting his stomach with her elbow. "Roger, listen!" she whispered.

He listened. Upstairs, the bed was creaking in rhythm.

The wife said, "Come on, Roger!!" So Roger rolled on top of her and screwed her.

He was trying to fall back to sleep when, fifteen minutes later, the same sounds were heard. The wife nudged him again and said, "Roger! Listen to them! Come on, Roger!"

Once again, Roger got on top of her and made love to her.

A short time later, the bedsprings upstairs began to squeak again. And again the wife nudged her husband. "Roger, listen!" At this, Roger leaped from the bed, grabbed a broom, and banged the handle against the ceiling as he shouted, "Hey, kids, cut it out!! You're killing your old man!"

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