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A short-sighted man walks into a pet shop under the impression it is a cafe and sits down, a few minutes later he decides to get some 'food', so he calls over a staff member, points at a turtle and says "Give us one of those would you?" The puzzled worker gives him a turtle and he pays for it and walks out. Half an hour later the same man comes in and says "Gives us another one of those crusty meat pies would you?". Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts || Weight Loss Program Jokes for Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here