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Quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations: 1. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together." 2. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus." 3. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier." 4. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime." 5. "He's been working with glue too much." 6. "She would argue with a signpost." 7. "She brings a lot of joy whenever she leaves the room." 8. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell." 9. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, she's the other one. 10. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on." Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Weight Loss Plan  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here