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Tom's wife wasn't very attractive, but then he was no oil painting, either. After the wedding ceremony, Tom asked the pastor how much the cost was. "Just give me what you think it is worth to have this lady for your wife," replied the Reverend. Tom looked at his wife, and handed the pastor $50. The pastor looked at Tom's wife and gave him $45 change. Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Weight Loss Plan  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here