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Mr. Smith got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed that his fly was open. When leaving the office, she said, "Oh, Mr. Smith, did you know that your barrack's door is open?" He did not understand her remark, but later he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, being quite witty, replied, "Why no, Mr. Smith, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags!" Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Weight Loss Plan  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here