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An enterprising, but bashful sailor finds himself on shore leave in Korea for his first time. While the rest of the guys are out having a jolly good time in the red light district of Pusan, our hero just can't get up the nerve to ask the local girls how much it costs for a good time. He sits at his table for a moment watching the girls, and devises a get laid plan. One of the local girls approaches him and asks, "Wat is you name?" He replies, "Rick Venus" She says, "Lick Penus?" He says, "Sure how much?" Weight Loss Tips  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here