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Jody and Sara live in the swamps of Louisiana. One day Sara came up missing. It took three days for all of the locals and the sheriff to find Sara. The sheriff says to Jody, "I have bad news and I have good news about Sara." "What is the bad news", asks Jody? "We found Sara face down in the swamp, she's dead." "Well what kind of good news can there be", ask Jody? The Sheriff responded, "We got 24 blue crab off her, we decided to leave for another 3 days and run her again." Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts || Weight Loss Program Jokes for Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here