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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Don, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Don says: "I’ll give you $500 to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Don. After a few seconds, Don hands her $500 and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower: "Who was that?" "It was Don, the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $500 he owed me?" Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts || Weight Loss Program Jokes for Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here