Tuesday, October 27, 2015

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There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except his penis and he decides to do something about it. He goes to the beach, strips completely, and buries himself in the sand except for his penis sticking up out of the sand.

Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There's no justice in this world."

The other old lady says, "What do you mean?"

The first lady says, "Look at that! When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it... When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it... When I was 30, I enjoyed it... When I was 40, I asked for it... When I was 50, I paid for it... When I was 60, I prayed for it... When I was 70, I forgot about it... And now that I am 80, the damn things are growing wild!"

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