Thursday, December 17, 2015

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On a recent trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman becomes panic stricken, and begins to lose it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane and wails "I'm too young to die!" Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane that can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment, there is stunned silence.

Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman at the front of the plane.

Then a man stands up at the rear of the plane. He is handsome; tall, well built, with sun-streaked wavy hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle. Never taking his eyes from hers, he begins to unbutton his button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt.

No one speaks.

Muscles ripple across his chest.

No one breathes.

He reaches out for her, gently caresses her hair and whispers.

"Here, iron this"

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