Thursday, January 14, 2016

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The bridegroom carried his bride over the threshold and into the honeymoon suite. They had taken off all their clothes when, suddenly, the sweet young girl began to tremble.

"What's the matter, honey?" he asked in a concerned voice.

She was now shivering all over. "I've got an attack of St. Vitus Dance," she said.

The groom thought about it for a minute, then picked up the hotel phone and called the bell captain for help. Four bellboys came rushing into the room.

"Quick! You grab her arms," the young man shouted to two of them. To the other two, he directed, "Grab her legs and hold her tight!"

He leaped into the bed on top of her, inserted his member into her, and then shouted to the straining bellboys, "Okay, fellas, let her go now!!!"

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