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A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed an Amish man leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to cross?" the man asked. "I reckon so," replied the Amish man. The puddle immediately swallowed the car as the man drove in. In fact, it was so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his car back to the surface. As his head broke the surface the man said to the Amish man, "I thought you said I could safely drive through this puddle!" "Well," said the Amish man, scratching his head, "It only come up chest-high on my ducks!" Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Weight Loss Plan  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here