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CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART All temperatures in Fahrenheit 70 - Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes. 60 - North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Canada plant gardens. 50 - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Canada sunbathe. 40 - Italian and English cars won’t start. People in Canada drive with the windows down. 32 - Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior’s water gets thicker. 20 - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt. 15 - Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0 DEGREES - People in Miami all stop moving. Canadians lick the flagpole. 20 BELOW - Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Canada get out their winter coats. 40 BELOW - Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door. 60 BELOW - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 80 BELOW - Mt. St. Helen’s freezes. People in Canada rent some videos. 100 BELOW - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians get frustrated because they can’t thaw the keg. 297 BELOW - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands. 460 BELOW - ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kalvin scale). People in Canada start saying, "Cold ’nuff for ya?" 500 BELOW - @!#$ freezes over. The Americans win a gold medal in hockey Weight Loss Tips  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here