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A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby" She turns to her husband and says... "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself" He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight." Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Weight Loss Plan  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here