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Two guys in an office talking at the water cooler and the subject of death comes up. "When its my time, I wanna go in bed with a beautiful woman," says the first guy. The other guy shakes his head. "Not me, I want go in my sleep like my grandfather." He finishes. "Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car." Weight Loss Tips  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here