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| Juan and Julio are illegally crossing the US border between Mexico and Arizona. Trudging through the desert sands, they are hungry and thirsty, hoping to find one of the many water stations set up for just such as they, when Julio comes to a sudden stop. |
Julio sniffs the air. "Juan, do you smell that?"
"It smells like bacon!"
Juan snorts. "Bacon, in the middle of the desert? You are loco."
"It is bacon," Julio insists. "It must be a bacon tree!" With that Julio sprints over a sand dune and into the hands of the US Border Patrol.
As they are being handcuffed and whisked away for deportation, Juan looks angrily at his amigo. "Well, Julio. You were close. It wasn't a bacon tree."
"It was a ham bush."
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Thursday, March 16, 2017
Posted by Jokes at 3:30 AM