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Three missionaries working in different parts of the world came together one year to compare notes.

"I've converted seventy-five percent of my tribe's members," bragged the first one, "and in addition to those save souls, we've also built a church and a schoolhouse."

The second missionary was not to be outdone. "In my area, I've converted ninety percent of the natives," he said, "and in addition we've built a church, a schoolhouse, and a hospital."

Then they turned to the third missionary. "Aren't you in an area of cannibals?" he was asked. "Have you persuaded them to give up?"

"Well, it's a long process," said the third missionary slowly. Then he brightened. "But I have gotten them to use knives and forks."

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