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A Northern Territory farm hand, radios back to the farm manager. "Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the Bull-Bar at the front of my ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out." The manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him" 5 min later... The farm hand calls back. "I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on". Now what's the problem?" raged the manager. "Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch". Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts || Weight Loss Program Jokes for Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here