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business Phone Line A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines." Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: business Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/business/phone-line Add To:    Tons of Funny Videos Spend all day and night watching the best comedians! Become a Fan Become a Facebook fan of Jokes.com.

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