The Jokester's Latest Joke: Horsing Around

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Race Horses I believe that earlier this year the US Postal Service also issued a set of stamps featuring American racehorses.   This must be one of the great ironies of the horse racing industry. If a horse wins its races it gets put on the front of a postage stamp. If it loses it gets put on the back!     A Day at the Races   Horses in the race:   Passionate Lady Clean Sheets Bare Belly Thighs Silk Panties Big Johnson Conscience Heavy Bosom Jockey Shorts Merry Cherry   At the Post...   They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot.   At the Halfway Mark...   It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.   At the Stretch...   Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is making a final drive. Passionate Lady is coming.   At the Finish...   It's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pull up.   Clean Sheets never had a chance...
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