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Tom Papa Tom Papa: Hard Liquor Stories Hard alcohol is the only thing you put in your body that actually comes with a story. It's like, 'You want some tequila?' 'No, dude, the last time I had that....' It doesn't happen with anything else. 'Do you want some jelly beans?' 'No. The last time I had jelly beans, I ended up with my pants around my ankles, face down in the mall. Seriously, dude, I can't even smell the black ones. Just get them out of here.' Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: Tom Papa, alcohol, food Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/tom-papa/tom-papa--hard-liquor-stories Add To:  View Tom Papa's Profile Tons of Funny Videos Spend all day and night watching the best comedians! Become a Fan Become a Facebook fan of Jokes.com.

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