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| Posted: 04 May 2009 11:26 AM PDT Pat, thinking to enliven the party, stated, with watch in hand: "I'll presint a box of candy to the loidy that makes the homeliest face within the next three minutes." The time expired, Pat announced: "Ah, Mrs. McGuire, you get the prize." "But," protested Mrs. McGuire, "go way wid ye! I wasn't playin' at all."  |
| One Line Jokes - After Dinner Speeches Posted: 04 May 2009 11:18 AM PDT When Daniel got into the lions' den and looked around he thought to himself, "Whoever's got to do the after-dinner speaking, it won't be me."  |
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