Sunday, May 10, 2009

HumorJokez

HumorJokez

This little guy sitting inside a bar

Posted: 09 May 2009 12:04 PM PDT

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his
drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the
drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was
just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man
crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I
overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous,
fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen.
The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home,
and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I
left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in
bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was
thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my
poison ..."

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