Sunday, May 10, 2009

Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

Adult jokes-The wait

Posted: 10 May 2009 12:03 AM PDT


Sister Margaret Elizabeth Henrietta dies on Monday and goes to heaven.
When she gets there, St. Peter greets her at the gate and tells her,
"Sorry, Sister Margaret Elizabeth Henrietta, but, heaven is full. Hell has an opening, and I will do my best to get you up here by the end of the week."
So, Sister Margaret Elizabeth Henrietta goes to hell to await St. Peter's summons. When she gets there, she finds out that there is going to be a HUGE orgy on Friday, and she is horrified that she might still be there for that.
She begins, immediately, to call St. Peter up in heaven. "Hello, St Peter? This is Sister Margaret, who you sent to hell temporarily, and you have GOT to get me out of here, as they are having an orgy in three days!" St. Peter responds that he is doing the best he can, and to check back the next day, Wednesday.
On Wednesday, Sister Margaret again calls St. Peter, pleading and begging to be let into heaven, to no avail.
On Thursday, Sister Margaret Elizabeth Henrietta calls St. Peter.
"PLEASE, St. Peter! You have GOT to get me out of here! The orgy is tomorrow, and I can't be here for that!! PLEASE!!!!" St. Peter, again, assures her that he will get her out of there before the orgy.
Friday comes and goes, no calls to St. Peter.
On Saturday morning, Sister Margaret Elizabeth Henrietta calls St. Peter again and says, "Hey, Pete? This is Madge. Skip the transfer!"

Posted by Anonymous at 5:24 AM

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