Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Danny

Posted: 05 May 2009 12:04 AM PDT


The children begged for a hamster, and after the usual fervent vows that they alone would care for it, they got one. They named it Danny.
Two months later, when Mom found herself responsible for cleaning and feeding the creature, she located a prospective new home for it.
The children took the news of Danny's imminent departure quite well, though one of them remarked, "He's been around here a long time. We'll miss him."
"Yes," Mom replied, "But he's too much work for one person, and since I'm that one person, I say he goes."
Another child offered, "Well, maybe if he wouldn't eat so much and wouldn't be so messy, we could keep him."
But Mom was firm. "It's time to take Danny to his new home now," she insisted. "Go and get his cage."
With one voice and in tearful outrage the children screamed, "Danny? We thought you said Daddy!"

Clean jokes-Quick fix

Posted: 05 May 2009 12:03 AM PDT


An auto mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners. He took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn, then a left turn, each time hearing a loud clunk.
Back at the shop, he returned the car to the service manager with this note:
"Removed bowling ball from trunk."

Posted by Anonymous at 5:36 AM

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