Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes - Finger Bowls Posted: 01 May 2009 05:53 AM PDT MISTRESS (to new servant)—"Why, Bridget, this is the third time I've had to tell you about the finger-bowls. Didn't the lady you last worked for have them on the table?" BRIDGET—"No, mum; her friends always washed their hands before they came."

Clean Funny Jokes - Beauty Posted: 30 Apr 2009 10:32 AM PDT The senator and the major were walking up the avenue. The senator was more than middle-aged and considerably more than fat, and, dearly as the major loved him, he also loved his joke. The senator turned with a pleased expression on his benign countenance and said, "Major, did you see that pretty girl smile at me?" "Oh, that's nothing," replied his friend. "The first time I saw you I laughed out loud!"

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