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Political Jokes - An airplane was once making a routine flight from Hackensack

Posted: 02 Jun 2009 11:49 AM PDT

An airplane was once making a routine flight from Hackensack, New
Jersey to New York City. The people on board where the world's smartest
politician, the pilot (also a father), a Boy Scout, and a devout
Christian. In mid-flight, the engine stalled, and there where only three
parachutes. The pilot said, " I've got a family down there. I need to
live so I can take care of them" so he grabbed a parachute and jumped
out. The world's smartest politician said, I've got an election coming
up, so I'd better live so I can win it." So he grabbed a parachute and
jumped out. That left the Boy Scout and the Christian in the plane and
only 1 parachute. The Christian said, "I have lived a long life. I am
prepared for. Go and grab that parachute for yourself." The Boy Scout
got his parachute and was about to jump when he said, "Hey, there is one
for you too. The world's smartest politician grabbed my backpack

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