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One morning a man comes into the church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy water and splashed some of it on both of his legs, then throws away his crutches. An alter boy witnessed the scene and ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen. Without batting an eye, the priest said, "Son, you have just witnessed a miracle. Tell me where is this man?" "Flat on his ass over by the holy water, Father." Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts  ||  On-line Dating Jokes for Websites  ||  Adult Dating